Hoaks

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 28/06/2010 à 23h04
Ptain, elle a l'air trop bonne à manger!!! Yum
Soukiman

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 26/06/2010 à 12h15
ah, c'est pas si dègue.... bande de petite nature
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Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 26/06/2010 à 01h21
Nan mais ça méritait bien un edit.
Kahef

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 21h13
au bal masqué hoé hoé !
patami

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 19h55
Chiche?
Dje

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 19h49
Et un ban, un
patami

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 19h42
Je suce pour des carambars.
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Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 18h53
C'est quoi ce débat de tarlouzes polies ? Ò__Ó
sim00
![Man created God in his own image.
It's a trap
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
“Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!”
“Stick around”
...“See you at the party Richter!”
“Dillion! You Son of a Bitch!”
“Consider that a divorce”
Phone's ringing, Dude./ Thank you, Donny.
Walter Sobchak: When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?
The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
the dude abide
Religion is the opiate of the people.
May the Force be with you.
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
It's alive! It's alive!
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Surely you can't be serious! Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
Goodbye, Mr. Bond. video humour](http://www.kamaz.fr/fichiers/avatar/sim00-4914.gif)
Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 15h50
et bien non! hahaha, je voulais juste aider.
Tenson

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 15h37
Mais l'araignée de mer aurait pu être l'une de tes passion ^^
No soucis

sim00
![Man created God in his own image.
It's a trap
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
“Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!”
“Stick around”
...“See you at the party Richter!”
“Dillion! You Son of a Bitch!”
“Consider that a divorce”
Phone's ringing, Dude./ Thank you, Donny.
Walter Sobchak: When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?
The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
the dude abide
Religion is the opiate of the people.
May the Force be with you.
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
It's alive! It's alive!
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Surely you can't be serious! Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
Goodbye, Mr. Bond. video humour](http://www.kamaz.fr/fichiers/avatar/sim00-4914.gif)
Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 15h29
@Tenson du tout, juste que le site contenais plus d'info et j'ai juste copier l'utile, quelqu'un aurait sérieusement pu croire que je savais tout cela sur les araignées de mer comme cela ?
désolé de ne pas avoir mis le lien je le ferais la prochaine fois.
Tenson

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 15h25
@Adam, voila site sur lequel Sim00 à tiré son copier/coller
http://doris.ffessm.fr/fiche2.asp?fiche_numero=857
@Sim00, faut mettre la source la prochaine fois, même si je me doute que t'aurais espéré que tout le mérite de ton ptit laïus ne revienne qu'a toi.

fujiki

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 14h25
+1 Webby
sim00
![Man created God in his own image.
It's a trap
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
“Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!”
“Stick around”
...“See you at the party Richter!”
“Dillion! You Son of a Bitch!”
“Consider that a divorce”
Phone's ringing, Dude./ Thank you, Donny.
Walter Sobchak: When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?
The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
the dude abide
Religion is the opiate of the people.
May the Force be with you.
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
It's alive! It's alive!
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Surely you can't be serious! Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
Goodbye, Mr. Bond. video humour](http://www.kamaz.fr/fichiers/avatar/sim00-4914.gif)
Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 01h55
@adam0509 se sont des mues successives. Durant la phase juvénile (appelée moussette) qui dure deux ans, sa taille augmente de 25 à 40% et son poids double (facteur 1,8 à 2,7). On a observé treize mues durant la première année, et seulement deux la seconde. Le poids et la taille sont néanmoins des données très variables et on a observé des proportions très différentes entre araignées du même âge.
L?adulte peut mesurer entre 85 et 200 mm et peser de 250 g à 3000 g selon les individus. L?animal atteint sa taille adulte vers deux ans et la conservera durant cinq à six ans.
La longévité exacte est incertaine chez l'araignée, mais se situerait entre sept et huit ans. les araignées de mer ont une mue terminale. Ceci génère plusieurs conséquences :
- l'adulte ne mue plus et donc ne grandit plus,
adam0509

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 25/06/2010 à 01h45
Question débile : Combien de mues dans une vie ??
Nowperz

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 21h23
Gore!
Duchenot

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 20h58
fun
Mr_Tingle

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 18h31
génial! la résurection en soit ! vas'y j'en ai marre de ce corps je m'auto chie et c'est fini ahah
Webmaster
Webmaster
Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 16h37
J'avais un crabe dans mon aquarium, et je ne savais pas que ça muait quand j'étais petit... Résultat j'ai cru qu'il était mort, je l'ai jeté, et le lendemain... j'ai cru que mon crabe avait fait une résurrection ^^ j'ai rien compris !!!
Mais c'est beau a voir quand elle sort ses pattes !!

Equilibrium

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 15h54
DE-GEU-LASSE
Tenson

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 14h01
Elle mue je vois pas ce qu'il y'a de si étonnant. Une catégorie impressionnante d'espèces vivantes emploient ce procédé.
Même nous, à une autre mesure. Nous changeons de peau tous les x temps. Mais de façon beaucoup moins séquentiel.
Gqte

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 13h10
xD
isdjoilof

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 11h35
Hum... donc les araignées de mer s'auto-chient... intéressant!
Kitanai_sora

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 10h47
OO
Tedhigh

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 09h48
+1 Dingoofy
C'est vraiment dégueulasse, merci mère nature.
Cool pour moi.
belzè

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 09h23
ha ooooooooooooo c chaud !
GOTO

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 09h16
Super! Mon krabby marron évolue en Krabboss rouge!!
Shugaw

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 06h23
cool, j'avais jamais vu
Dingoofy

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 03h00
Ho mon dieu, elle s'est autochier !
adam0509

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 02h53
bon appetit !
killerkatz

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 02h49
bof.. je trouve sa moche...
sim00
![Man created God in his own image.
It's a trap
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
“Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!”
“Stick around”
...“See you at the party Richter!”
“Dillion! You Son of a Bitch!”
“Consider that a divorce”
Phone's ringing, Dude./ Thank you, Donny.
Walter Sobchak: When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?
The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
the dude abide
Religion is the opiate of the people.
May the Force be with you.
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
It's alive! It's alive!
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Surely you can't be serious! Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
Goodbye, Mr. Bond. video humour](http://www.kamaz.fr/fichiers/avatar/sim00-4914.gif)
Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 02h08
@le-doc that's what she said!
le-doc

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 02h06
Oh mon dieu mais c'est dégueulasse!
Lucrane

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 01h35
willxxl : Rassure-toi, on fait parfois des trucs gores mais ça, ça nous ai encore jamais arrivé XD En attendant, j'aimais déjà pas spécialement les produits de la mer, là c'est définitif, j'pourrais plus les regarder..
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Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 01h20
Banni
sim00
![Man created God in his own image.
It's a trap
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
“Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!”
“Stick around”
...“See you at the party Richter!”
“Dillion! You Son of a Bitch!”
“Consider that a divorce”
Phone's ringing, Dude./ Thank you, Donny.
Walter Sobchak: When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?
The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
the dude abide
Religion is the opiate of the people.
May the Force be with you.
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
It's alive! It's alive!
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Surely you can't be serious! Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
Goodbye, Mr. Bond. video humour](http://www.kamaz.fr/fichiers/avatar/sim00-4914.gif)
Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 01h14
@Piacentini.k spam on kamaz ? c'mon man!
sp4rko

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 01h10
MIAMMMM!!!!!!
l1nc0ln

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 00h54
Edenn enfin en vrai
Raedric

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 00h28
coooooooooooooooool

hugodo2105

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 24/06/2010 à 00h17
MEY SAY DÉYGEULAS :hap:
mysanthropeSLPG

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 23h42
cool et vive la 5 !
Edenn
Admin
Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 23h41
C'est officiel : Les araignées de mer muent par le cul.
sim00
![Man created God in his own image.
It's a trap
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
“Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!”
“Stick around”
...“See you at the party Richter!”
“Dillion! You Son of a Bitch!”
“Consider that a divorce”
Phone's ringing, Dude./ Thank you, Donny.
Walter Sobchak: When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?
The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
the dude abide
Religion is the opiate of the people.
May the Force be with you.
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
It's alive! It's alive!
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Surely you can't be serious! Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
Goodbye, Mr. Bond. video humour](http://www.kamaz.fr/fichiers/avatar/sim00-4914.gif)
Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 23h38
@ euh WHAT? XD
willxxl

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 23h37
Vous pensez que les femmes font pareil ?!

Relme

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 23h10
peut importe le nom je veu pas avoir sa sur moi beurk

zebilaweed

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 23h04
+1 pas un crabe

mais cool
Pheuque

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 23h02
heurgh ... hardcore

ANOZER
Admin
Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 22h58
C'est mieux comme ça, Pall-Mall ? :O
MisterQ

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 22h57
Lui aussi, il a été attaqué par le fléau de la puberté.
http://video.kamaz.fr/la-puberte-expliquee-pour-les-jeunes-quebecois-v14905.html
sim00
![Man created God in his own image.
It's a trap
“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!”
“Remember when I said I’d kill you last… I lied!”
“Stick around”
...“See you at the party Richter!”
“Dillion! You Son of a Bitch!”
“Consider that a divorce”
Phone's ringing, Dude./ Thank you, Donny.
Walter Sobchak: When we make the handoff, I double back, grab one of 'em and beat it out of him! Huh?
The Dude: That's a great plan, Walter. That's fuckin' ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fuckin' watch.
Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...
Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death...
The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man.
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about?
The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude!
The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...
Walter Sobchak: And you know this!
The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced.
Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?
The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past.
Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...
[shouting]
Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
the dude abide
Religion is the opiate of the people.
May the Force be with you.
Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
It's alive! It's alive!
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?
Surely you can't be serious! Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!
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Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 22h52
a 0:55s, oh mon dieu, ça va péter! ha!
Pall-Mall

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 22h47
c'est une araignée de mer Anozer

Atomik-Mouton

Humour: Mue d'une araignée de mer géante
le 23/06/2010 à 22h47
c'est DE-GUEU-LASSE :O